I wish I had a penis

I think every girl has either said this or at the very least, thought it at some point in her life. The girls were in the bathroom last night and I heard whispering and giggling from down the hall. I of course tip-toed closer to hear the subject matter and I heard Avery say, "I wish I had a penis, Ellie. If I did, my pee-pee would go up in the air to the toilet." Ellie covered her mouth while giggling. I'm quite certain this was the first time she'd even considered the idea of having a penis.

Avery on the other hand... I'm sure she's mulled this one over and really wishes for one. I mean, I can't say I blame her. The idea of peeing standing up is pretty appealing, especially when you think of gross public restrooms. It'd just be so much easier. There's lots of things that are appealing about having a penis, really. They've got the potential to be really fun, and useful too. The possibilities are endless.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I like what I've got. I'm just saying it would be fun, and rather convenient at times. I think sitting would be weird though. It just seems like it would get in the way and I don't think I could get used to it touching my leg all the time.

I guess what I'd really want is to have a penis I could throw in my purse and use it as needed. A "prn" penis, if you will. It could be used in gross bathroom situations... prn. I wouldn't limit it to emergencies though, it'd be fun to play with too.