After running solo the last several runs, I was reunited with my loyal running partner this morning and together, we discovered how to make me millions.
She had a rather rough morning with the random events of day-to-day life, and running just seems to be therapy. We have great runs together, we catch up on life, debate important and not so important issues and plan our days - all the while, getting a good workout in.
Today was no different, but the subject matter was money and how much people charge for various services such as housekeeping, renovations and lawyers. She is involved in a class action lawsuit against Volkswagen (a whole blog in and of itself) and was saying she talked to the lawyers assistant because talking to the lawyer costs money, etc.
Anyway, I then thought - that's it. I'm going to start charging people to talk to me. I just couldn't see how with the Internet, people would actually call me to get health care advice and just not research things on their own. But she was certain if I market it right, it would work.
I then decided in my line of questioning I could throw things in like, "Well, it's important for me to know... (insert sexy nurse voice) what are you wearing right now," and "Can you touch where it hurts and tell me how it feels."
I mean, I'm not going to lie - it's not the best use of my license - I know this, but I could make a mint. Thus, "Health care Where it Matters Most," was born.
Genius.
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